We are the class of grass

May 24, 2012 10:29 pm May 23, 2012 2:10 am
  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
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ishootemdown:

I’m cooking this now….

ishootemdown:

I’m cooking this now….

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Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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